Why do females have to cause so much trouble?
Given the fact that:
Having a girlfriend takes both money and time. [Female = Money * Time]
And keeping in mind a few old adages:
"Time is money." Time = Money
"Money is the root of all evil." Money = (square root of) Evil
One gets this proof.
Female = Money * Time
and Time = Money
lead to Female = Money * Money [Money squared]
and Money = (square root of) Evil
lead to Female = (square root of) Evil * (square root of) Evil
leads to Female = (square root of) Evil (squared)
leads to Female = Evil.
There you have it, mathmatical proof that Females are Evil.
[Note: This is meant to be humorous, humor is what keeps people
alive, if you don't have a sense of humor, what are you doing living?]