Why do females have to cause so much trouble? Given the fact that: Having a girlfriend takes both money and time. [Female = Money * Time] And keeping in mind a few old adages: "Time is money." Time = Money "Money is the root of all evil." Money = (square root of) Evil One gets this proof. Female = Money * Time and Time = Money lead to Female = Money * Money [Money squared] and Money = (square root of) Evil lead to Female = (square root of) Evil * (square root of) Evil leads to Female = (square root of) Evil (squared) leads to Female = Evil. There you have it, mathmatical proof that Females are Evil. [Note: This is meant to be humorous, humor is what keeps people alive, if you don't have a sense of humor, what are you doing living?]